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08 May 2008 @ 11:48 am
HOW WEEABOO R U?  
Plus 1 point for each yes.

1. Is AT LEAST one of your blood grandparents Japanese (answering “yes” nulls your weeaboo-ness)
2. Do you buy/read manga? (Add 2 for “yes)
3. Do you watch anime/manga? (Add 2 for “yes”)
4. Do you play DDR?
5. Do you buy ramen from the Asian food markets?
6. DESU?
7. Have you fapped today?
8. Was it to Asian porn?
9. Hentai?
10. Tentacle hentai?
11. Do you have at least 2 anime posters in your room?
12. Do you argue with your friends about anime?
13. Do you win these arguments?
14. Do you go to Japanese food restaurants just because they’re Japanese?
15. Have you tried learning Japanese for a reason other than business?
16. Was it just to watch anime?
17. Did one of your Japanese friends comment on how bad you were butchering the language?
18. Have you been to an anime/hentai/Japanimation convention?
19. Have you worked at a convention?
20. Was it just for the money? (Treat this “no” as any other “yes” answer)
21. Do you own a Naruto headband/plate/whatever the fuck it’s called?
22. Do you have any clothes with anime characters printed on them?
23. Is this most of your clothing?
24. Do you own a cheap, knock-off kantana?
25. Do you use the ^_^, T_T, ., etc. expressions?
26. Do you have a fetish for Asian men/women?
27. Do you browse 2chan?
28. Is a cat fine, too?

If you scored…
0-3: Not weeaboo
4-7: Slightly weeaboo
8-11: Weeaboo
12-16: Overly weeaboo
17+: FUCKING WEEABOO FAGGOT BECOME AN HERO!


I had to say yes to the first one, so I am evidently inelligible for this weeaboo thing. Are we real japoos not allowed to be weeaboos? D: I don't understand, Maria explain!!
 
 
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Maxfield Stanton: axel - raaar!mollyisacatlady on May 8th, 2008 04:18 pm (UTC)
I got 11.

DANG.
dedgarlic_fresh on May 8th, 2008 04:21 pm (UTC)
In my opinion it should still count if you have a single Japanese grandparent and you were not raised in Japan. But I am not THE WEEABOO MASTER so I might be wrong.

1. no
2. no
3. no
4. yes
5. no
6. NO
7. no
8. no
9. no
10. no
11. no
12. no
13. no
14. QUESTION IS VAGUE. Not sure.
15. yes
16. no
17. no, what Japanese friends?
18. no
19. no
20. n/a
21. FUCK NO
22. FUCK NO
23. NO
24. no
25. no
26. ...apparently yes
27. no
28. wat

I AM EITHER NOT WEEABOO OR ONLY SLIGHTLY WEEABOO. However this thing fails to keep in mind that not all weeaboos are into anime.
we are siamese if you please: WEEABOO KYO.bewbz on May 8th, 2008 05:26 pm (UTC)
I AM TOTALLY NOT WEEABOO, YES!

This is great news!